He’s pretty much taught her how to be a dog
The letter request: My neighbour is off on a roadtrip around Australia and I want him to leave me his dog, Harvey. My own dog, Shyla, and I have become quite attached to him. The dogs are always going...
View ArticleDid you seriously just light that shit-stick?
The letter request: Here is the situation. A lovely woman at my work has tried to set me up with a colleague of her friend. She told me he was a smoker and wanted to know if that was okay. I wasn’t...
View ArticleThe warm glow of knowing you’ve helped chickens
The letter request: I want to write a letter to my local IGA to ask them to get more free range eggs in. Sometimes they have them but often they don’t and I’m left having a half an hour debate with...
View ArticleShit, no, not my heart, my wallet
The letter request: Ok this is the deal. I went to replace my stolen drivers licence today and it’s free of charge if you can produce a police report. So I took my San Francisco police report only to...
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Sex is a game for two. Sometimes three or more.
The letter request: I’m looking for work and saw my dream job advertised but I noted applications had closed a few days earlier. I phoned the company and asked if they would accept a late application,...
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Yo, Goldilocks
The letter request: It’s been a month since I asked my whacky housemate to move out yet he seems to still be here. We are carrying on as though the conversation never happened. I need a letter to give...
View ArticleToo busy reading medical journals to care about fashion
The letter request: I had a perplexing visit to an emergency department that was clearly ill equipped to deal with anything slightly resembling an emergency. The letter: Dear Department of Health,...
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How did you decide who got to keep me?
The letter request: Good friends of mine, Matt and Elena, split up last year and while I thought I was equally friends with both of them, only Matt has stayed in contact with me. I’ve tried to reach...
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Macramé string starts to fall from the trees
The letter request: My boyfriend’s housemate is only nice to me if she wants something. In the 18 months I’ve known her she’s been nice twice. I’m currently working in Colombia and she sent me a...
View ArticleI don’t do these things with people who are not my friends
The letter request: My ex husband just sent me a request to connect on LinkedIn. We divorced nearly two decades ago when he ran off with someone else and we’ve had zero contact since then. He did...
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